Dear Barnabas,
Roxanne (my Roxanne, not your Roxanne) gave me permission. Ol’ Willie’s ready when you are.
Hey, thanks for letting me help out.
I also need money to go to the grocery. We need:
ritz crackers
gum
peanut butter
chili
q-tips
rope
Your pal,
Willie
ps — I can buy the crackers.
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